Crazy Little Thing
When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.
Lemony Snicket, Horseradish (via wordsnquotes)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

Sometimes the feelings inside of me get messy like dirt. And I like to clean things. Pretend the dirt is the feelings. This floor is my mind. That is called coping.
Suzanna Warrenn (Crazy Eyes), Orange is the New Black (via larmoyante)
getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are mixed colors, not whites. 

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are mixed colors, not whites. 

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

brattylilbrownbae:

doomthatbum:

Hahahaha

ALL OF THESE ARE MY REAL LIFE EXPRESSIONS