|—||Lemony Snicket, Horseradish (via wordsnquotes)|
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
|—||Suzanna Warrenn (Crazy Eyes), Orange is the New Black (via larmoyante)|
get out of there cat. you are mixed colors, not whites.
*moaning* what’s ur credit card number
#a hero that’s able to remain almost painfully human through it all #who fights and fights #and breaks herself over and over during the process #while most of her friends just stand there #always expecting #pushing #when really #sometimes she can’t patch everything up #sometimes she’s just human #and that makes me love her even more